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Due to SOME SNOB GUY, the format of this non-cannon edition shall be written in traditional novel format. Enjoy... "Wait, what?" Nick said, as he ate his hot dog at the diner. The hot dog was crunchy, and I'm sure you're realizing that this sentence meant absolutely nothing to the plot but I just wanted to write it so the story is longer. Nick's bestest buddy in the whole wide world Venom was with him, also chowing on some grub. He responded, "I- I didn't say anything." Nick then just stared at him for several minutes. The awkward mood was soon broken by Ember, who was ALSO looking to eat (what a shock). "Why'd I get the same table as you gu

Chapter 6: We begin this epic of epicness as Nick and Zonic are teleported to a bright and colorful tropical paradise... Nick:  A tropical zone, huh? Never seen one of those before. Zonic:  Hey, I'm not here to be creative... though, now that you mention it... Zonic snaps his finger, making Luna fly out of a random portal. Luna:  HEY! I WAS WATCHING MY STORIES! Nick:  *mutters* Did you have to bring HER here?! Zonic:  Seeing as you're going to bring her to her pops anyway, I figured that I might as well give you two some time to atleast get along. Nick:  You're a diabolical mastermind! Zonic:  Indeed. Well, I suppose I'll just let yo

Chapter 4: Nick sits on a bench, twiddling his thumbs, watching some of the DFFs pace back and forth. Nick:  Ah, we're finally at the bad guys' hideout... and the two plots can finally merge together! Wombat Stu:  ... What's he talkin' about, sheila? Stella:  I dunno, I just go with it. They all just kind of glance around, trying to find another way to break the ice. Barby Koala:  ... Y'know this cell's got to be pretty spacious, considerin' it can fit all seven of us. Guru Emu:  Are there REALLY seven of us...? Or is it THE MAN tryin' to bring us down?! Everyone awkwardly stares at him once more... because that freak just deserves it

Chapter 3: We now transition to Nick and Venom sitting side-by-side in a barely-lit room... which is indeed ripping off noir movies. Yeah, I'm not afraid to admit it. You got something against that?! WELL, COME AT ME, BRO!!! Nick:  And people say I talk too much. Venom:  How long have we been in here? Nick:  About a day since the last chapter was posted. In about a minute or so later, the "mystery woman" (who am I kidding?) walks into the room. Nick:  HAI EMBER =3 Ember:  H-How do you know me...? Nick:  I have magical 4th wall breaking abilities... that, and our gracious auth

Chapter 2: Meanwhile, in the nameless law firm, Nick is waiting in Peter's cubicle, doing something very constructive... Nick:  WHO KNEW THAT MINDLESSLY SPINNING AROUND IN COMPUTER CHAIRS COULD BE SO MUCH FUN?! Peter flies to the cubicle and looks over at Nick, rolling his eyes. Peter:  If you break that chair, you better have enough dough to get a NEW lawyer. Nick:  Sorry... Nick immediately stops spinning around. Nick:  So, what's up? Peter:  I did some digging around and I managed to find this... Peter tosses a folder into Nick's lap, which is labled "TOP SECRET" in bold red letters. Peter:  You better thank me later, I could get